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posted 12-05-2004 02:53 AM     Profile for Snag   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
1. One week ago I was in Mexico in 100F temps getting drunk in a swim up bar in a pool...

2. Today I was getting drunk at my church's young adult Christmas party...

3. I just got in from outside having a smoke and drinking 70 proof Kaluha and milk in 4F temperatures in blizzarding conditions

4. I bought a GEORGEOUS pipe in Mexico...I "jewed" the little mexican down to 23 pesos lol

5. I got nothing to put in the pipe...

6. I am sitting here on the net watching techTV on satellite

7. The GF is in the bedroom sleeping alone


I wish I was back in Mexico, getting drunk smoking up and screwing like a jack rabbit in sweat my nut sac off temperatures!!!!

oh...

8. My gf was tired and went home early and I talked to the girl of my dreams who I lusted for throughout Jr. high and for months before I met my gf only to find out Lana is moving to BC for a massage therapy course...

While I lover my gf to death, I can't help but feel I have sold myself short....

However, I found that one of the guys I used to be an ass to in elementary/jr high and subsequently made a mens with tonight is a db/vb/.net programmer and being a network guy we have exchanged contact info in hope of perhaps persuing something data and network related since I am recently uneployed, he wants more opportunity thn what he has now and those technologies make the world go round...

Perhaps I should have more alcohol...I am drepressing myself in what COulD have been and shortchanging myself in what currently is!

Oh...alcohol makes things so clear and yet foggy!!

/me makes another Kaluha and milk...

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posted 12-05-2004 06:30 AM     Profile for FS   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
It's Kahlua. Know your alcohol bitch!

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posted 12-05-2004 10:56 AM     Profile for mynameisxanthan   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
haha, you're drinking a Kahlua and Cream. I thought canadians only drank manly bear?

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posted 12-05-2004 11:36 AM     Profile for Cacophonous   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Here in the states, straight women, gay men and trans-genders are the only people that drink Kahlua and Cream. Canada must have some other rule.

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posted 12-05-2004 11:41 AM     Profile for Snag   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
i was drinking one "chick drink" after a few pony pitchers of rye and coke at the bar...so the rule applies that when you leave the bar, you are allowed to drink whatever is available after that.
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posted 12-05-2004 01:05 PM     Profile for Cacophonous   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I was j/t anyway.

I used to drink White Russians on rare occasion but before I became diabetic. They are very high in calories.

My favorite drink today is a good 12 to 21 year old single barrel scotch. I want to try something more expensive like a 52 y/o bottle of Macallan 1946 or even a 40 y/o bottle of Glenlivet 1964 but can't see spending a few thousand for something so frivolous.

My favorites include: Glenfiddich, Glenlevit, Dewars & Bowmore all though these brands come in high end versions I mainly stick with the under $100.00 per bottle versions.

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posted 12-05-2004 01:10 PM     Profile for Cacophonous   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
After my dad passed away while cleaning at his house, Steph and I found a 1973 bottle of Crown Royal a few weeks ago that we found stashed in the back of my dad's bar.

It was so smooth being that old and it aged fine since the seal was intact.

It was kinda cool for Steph since she was born in 1973. I told her that we were most likely drinking from the same batch that Jim Morrison drank from.

I found some old Scotch from his bar too. A good bollle of Glenlevit & Dewars Single Malt 12 year plus a few bottles of cheaper 10 year and/or blended stuff.

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posted 12-05-2004 01:58 PM     Profile for FS   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Cac, try GlenDronach 12 yo sometime.

It needs a fair amount of water to open it up (tastes like crap raw), but then it's the best tasting whisky I have ever had.

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posted 12-05-2004 02:24 PM     Profile for AcidWarp   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I enjoy the odd white russian myself. That is definitely NOT a chic drink. A single white russian, as I'm sure Cac knows, is pretty well a double of anything else.

I'm not a Scotch/Whisky fan myself. I've had. . . one or two BAAAD experiences myself. I can't even catch a wiff of the stuff without feeling slightly nauseous.

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posted 12-05-2004 02:53 PM     Profile for Cacophonous   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
FS - I will check it out.

AW - I remember getting fucked up rather quick drinking White Russians. I know how you feel about smelling something that had a bad time drinking. I almost puke when I smell Southern Comfort and it's been 25 years since I had the bad experience with that crap. Peppermint Snapps too.

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posted 12-05-2004 03:00 PM     Profile for FS   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
oh yeah, white russians kick ass too.

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posted 12-06-2004 09:30 AM     Profile for outrider   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
I think Jim Morrison died in 1971
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posted 12-06-2004 09:48 AM     Profile for Cacophonous   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
She pointed that out as well.

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posted 12-06-2004 12:58 PM     Profile for Snag   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
what is a white russian as compared to a paralyzer? cause a paralyzer has a shot of Kahlua AND a shot of vodka...so it is like a double too

I got FUCKED UP in Mexico drinking dirty monkies though hehe Think paralyzer with a chunk of banana and then tossed in the blender to give you "unmeasured" (they don't measure there) frothy alcoholic goodness in a swimming pool (it was a swim-up bar )


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posted 12-06-2004 02:06 PM     Profile for mynameisxanthan   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
Don't drink the water in Mexico.
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posted 12-06-2004 03:22 PM     Profile for Snag   Author's Homepage     Send New Private Message   Edit/Delete Post   Reply With Quote
i drank lots of bottled water it was included in the bar in my room.
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