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Topic: Getting Deported from Canada
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J0SH
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posted 07-22-2005 10:32 AM
    
Are you going to be smoking drugs Scooby? My cousin is not allowed into the states because she had a cigarette pack with a roach in it at the border. She had to pay $500 fine and is banned from america until she can get a letter of pardon from a judge. -------------------- I am.
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AcidWarp
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posted 07-22-2005 11:00 AM
Yeah, just don't carry anything across with you.You'll be alright. Stay at a brothel, saves you from the cost of the hotel and hookers. (Seriously, last time I heard, prostitution is legal across the country here. I know for sure it is in BC. And ours are CLEAN) Have fun, and watch out for dealers selling shake/catnip to dumb americans  Heh. Once again, happy birthday. -------------------- “I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.” “Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.” --Dr. Stephen Hawking.
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Mad Max
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posted 07-23-2005 06:54 AM
I love to have a drink and a smoke but pretty much all of my bad nights out have resulted from abuse. Yeah, it's fun at the time but once you cross the line there's no going back. I know I sound like an old man but I'm also a guy who has a lot more fun now than I did when I was younger and stupider.  That doesn't mean I stop when I know I should but there is less pressure to get shit-faced just because everyone else is still going even though I've had enough. I dunno what it is but now that I am older if people give me a hard time for pussying out I find that a simple fuck off does the trick. That seemed harder to say when I was younger. Peer pressure is a bitch.I find that if I'm having a little bit of cabbage that I don't drink as much. In fact, some Sunday afternoons my wife and I play Scrabble, have some smoke and drink water all afternoon. Good times and no hangover. Anyway, you're a smart guy, you won't get deported unless the two of you try going over the falls on the back of an empty tequila bottle singing Jimmy Buffet tunes. "The good times are killing me", Modest Mouse [ 07-23-2005: Message edited by: Mad Max ] -------------------- Miss you guys.
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AcidWarp
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posted 07-23-2005 10:25 PM
The Jimmy Buffet tunes might get you deported on their own.-------------------- “I have noticed even people who claim everything is predestined, and that we can do nothing to change it, look before they cross the road.” “Intelligence is the ability to adapt to change.” --Dr. Stephen Hawking.
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J0SH
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posted 07-24-2005 01:41 PM
LOL @ zanthan !I can outdrink anybody on the internet -------------------- I am.
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Mad Max
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posted 07-24-2005 02:52 PM
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Originally posted by J0SH:
LOL @ zanthan !I can outdrink anybody on the internet
I've had a case of wine today already. Just about to jump onto the John Deere and head off to the store for some more...hic! -------------------- Miss you guys.
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