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Topic: I need a Swedish Translation....
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Oicu812
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posted 05-01-2001 11:03 AM
    
I need to say this in Swedish:You, sir, are an uneducated idiot who's mother and father MUST have been brother and sister.... O -------------------- ==============
vidi vici veni
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Lindi
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posted 05-02-2001 03:40 AM
20 20 ~ Var fick du denna översättningen? Den absolut korrekt, talar du Svenska? 
The European Commission has just announced an agreement whereby English will be the official language of the EU rather than German, which was the other possibility. As part of the negotiations, Her Majesty's government conceded that English spelling had some room for improvement and has accepted a 5-year phase-in plan that would be known as "EuroEnglish." In the first year, "s" will replace the soft "c". Sertainly, this will make the sivil servants jump with joy. The hard "c" will be dropped in favor of the "k:" This should klear up konfusion and keyboards kan have one less letter. There will be growing publik enthusiasm in the sekond year, when the troublesome "ph" will be replased with the "f." This will make words like "fotograf" 20% shorter. In the 3rd year, publik akseptanse of the new spelling kan be expekted to reach the stage where more komplikated changes are
possible. Governments will enkourage the removal of double letters, which have always ben a deterent to akurate speling. Also, al wil agre that the horible mes of the silent "e"s in the language is disgraseful and they should go away. By the 4th year, peopl wil be reseptiv to steps such as replasing "th" with "z" and "w" with "v". During ze fifz year, ze unesesary "o" kan be dropd from vords kontaining "ou" and similar changes vud of kors be aplid to ozer combinations of leters. After zis fifz yer, ve vil hav a reli sensibl riten styl. Zer vil be no mor trubls or difikultis and evrivun vil find it ezi
tu understand ech ozer. ZE DREM VIL FINALI KUM TRU!!!!! And zen ve vil take over ze vorld!!!!
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Oicu812
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posted 05-02-2001 01:41 PM
Ouch.... that was rough....Hiya, 40, Riv and Lindi! How are things??? O -------------------- ==============
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Lindi
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posted 05-03-2001 02:42 AM
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Originally posted by Oicu812:
Sounds good, Lindi! How are you doing in Linux?O
P.S. For anyone interested, Sun Microsystems is offering Solaris 8.0 for FREE! You can download it free, and the licensing is free as well, as long as you don't use more than four processors..... Or they will send you the software on CD for $75, and licensing is still free. Might be a worthwhile skill to learn, since you can test on Solaris and receive a certification. Which would help you land an admin job...
Well, I've messed around with the console a little, and also with the different WMs, liking the windowish feel of KDE2 so I've pretty much used that. Also did another rebuild of my web page using emacs and gimp. Finaly I also had this 'eureca' experience and got the mouse wheel working.  I think I should try to get q3 to work also, but I really haven't found the energy to start.
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Oicu812
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posted 05-03-2001 12:44 PM
Yeah, Cy... but the latest version they had at work was 7.0! So I downloaded 8 last night, and will be farking around with it soon.Hiya, Scoob! Hey, Riv! Life is just fine, as I have a decent job in the 65K range, a beautiful and talented girlfriend, etc. etc. And yes, I live in Tampa.... Lindi~Sounds like you are gaining invaluable experience. Keep it up, and also play with some standard UNIX platforms as well. I happen to have an unregistered and licensable copy of SCO 5.05 available for you as well if you would like it. -------------------- ==============
vidi vici veni
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